[Having a good midnight, Mayfield? Guess who's here to make it even better! Coming to Al's house to murder him, in the middle of the night, Hansel and Gretel are just that classy. The first thing you hear when the phone gets taken off the hook is the sound of someone screaming in agony. Al's voice sobs out in a hysterical panic.] STOP!!! Please, ( Read more... )

Hi there ♥ fratele meu and I have a little question. Does anyone have a weapon or anything like that we could borrow? See, we haven't killed for a while, and that's pretty bad. And since our weapons were taken away, we don't have anything to kill with. So please help us if you can? Thank you~

By the way, since this used to be our job back home, if ( Read more... )